For Divorce Law Firms

THE SETTLEMENT
GIFT THEY'LL
NEVER FORGET

Custom-branded hot sauce bottles bearing your firm's logo — shipped to your office, handed to clients after settlement. A warm gesture that turns a tough moment into a referral machine.

Order Your Custom BottlesSee how it works ↓
Ships in 5 business days
Custom label design included
Starting at $8/bottle
Simple Process

HOW IT WORKS

01
STEP 01

Choose Your Heat

Pick your bottle quantity and heat level. Mild for approachable gestures. Scorched for the battles you won.

Select from 12, 24, 48, or 96 bottles
02
STEP 02

Send Us Your Logo

Upload your firm's logo and brand colors. Our designers craft a premium label that reflects your firm's identity.

Label design included, no extra charge
03
STEP 03

We Handle the Rest

Your custom bottles ship directly to your office within 5 business days. Ready to hand out at settlement.

Free shipping on orders of 24+
The Psychology

WHY IT
ACTUALLY
WORKS

Settlement day is emotionally charged. Your client just survived one of the hardest experiences of their life. A generic gift card says "transaction." A custom bottle of Scorned says "we saw you through the fire."

They'll put it on their kitchen counter. Their friends will ask about it. That's a referral conversation your firm didn't have to engineer.

3x
more memorable than a gift card
Unique gifts trigger deeper recall
68%
of referrals come from existing clients
Keep your firm's name warm
5 days
from order to your office
Ready for your next settlement
0 effort
after your first order
Reorder in under 2 minutes
Included Free

THE 30-DAY
FOLLOW-UP
SEQUENCE

Every order includes our automated post-settlement email drip. Three carefully crafted messages over 30 days that keep your firm's name top-of-mind — right when referral conversations are most likely to happen.

Day 1
✉️

Subject: "Hope you're settling in"

A warm, human check-in from your firm. References the settlement — shows you remember them as a person, not a case number.

Day 14
📬

Subject: "Two weeks out — how are things?"

Life after divorce has new questions. This email positions your firm as a resource, not just a past service.

Day 30
🌶️

Subject: "A small favor to ask"

A graceful ask for referrals. Timed when goodwill is highest and the experience is still fresh enough to share.

Emails are personalized with your firm name and the client's first name. You review and approve before anything goes out.

Simple Pricing

GET YOUR FIRM'S
CUSTOM SAUCE

Starting at
$8/bottle
  • Custom label design
  • 4 heat levels available
  • Ships in 5 business days
  • 30-day email sequence included
Order Your Custom Bottles

Minimum order: 12 bottles. Volume discounts available for orders of 48+.